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Love is what everyone is seeking for and wants to have for the whole life. Funny love quotes that we have gathered for you and listed below are meant to drive you with some positive energy. They may make you smile or comfort you, depending on what love situation you’re into.
We all know love is blind. Only marriage opens your eyes.
I was talking about your salary, when I said it’s impossible to buy my love.
You should tell your lover that you love him every day, since you never know when you’ll discover somebody better.
I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning. But to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.
When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell.
I’ll take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, just with me in it.
If you love someone who doesn’t love you, it means you are waiting for a ship at the airport.
Like some, love some, trust none
Our love is double. I love myself, myself loves me and we are all happy.
Words “I love you” takes 2 seconds to say, 2 hours to explain but the lifetime to prove.
Use things, not people. Love people, not things.
I think your clothes would look lovely on my bedroom floor.
My head says: “Who cares?”. But then my heart whispers “You do, stupid…”
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
People are co complicated, not love.
Don’t be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.
You are still my 11:11 wish.
We see each other too rarely that to drink tea when we meet.
It looks like you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I missed my breakfast, when believed people saying that we can live on love.
Love – it is the light of life. Marriage – it’s light bill.
If someone who fell in love with you says that you are cute, pretty, funny, you should know that love… is blind!
Not every girl falls in love at first sight. Sometimes it is difficult to determine from the eyes how much he earns.
Love is like to wet oneself, everyone sees that but you are the only to feel the warmth.
Not sure what to present for a woman? Then tell her that you’ve bought the gift and offer to guess. She’ll list all her wishes
A woman can only be interrupted by the words “Love you”, “I’ll buy it” and “Yes, I’m stupid”.
No matter how much I try, I still can’t forget to forget you.
Is it possible to love a little too much? Yes it is.
Sky and earth are beside me, and fire within me.
Love? No thanks, I will have vodka instead.
How can you call it love, when you cry more than you smile?
A little bit of jealousy in a relationship is healthy. It’s good to know that someone is afraid of losing you.
Every time I look into your eyes I feel like it's my time to arise to kiss and give you one of those hugs that makes me realize how important it is to tell no lies.... okay maybe not the kiss but the rest is just a master piece.... I never wanna act like pretender towards you talk like a player but speak the and face my fear... cause what I feel for you babe isn't near... Sichapafupi.... crazy. She's my one Alisa a painting on my wall my Mon'Alisa...
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed." Anonymous
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Anonymous
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions? Lily Tomlin
Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown
When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach. Barbara Hower
Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
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Funny Love Quotes And Sayings Love Quotes For Him For Her Tagalog Images In Hindi For Husband Photos Images Wallpapers
Love Quotes For Him For Her Tagalog Images In Hindi For Husband Photos Images Wallpapers
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